For ladies, it's your own "boy-toy", for guys, it's your very own "Alfred". Yes, this is real.
I bet you're wondering: Who IS this jackass?! Ever since I was a wee lad, I've always loved GOOD music. I also danced a little bit as a stripper; the money was good, but sometimes I had to dance for men...and they always wear sweatpants.......so I'll try to ride this music thing out. After interning(working for free; kinda like those kids in the sweatshops..) for what seemed to be FOREVER, the Fox finally took pity on me and threw me on the air. What they DIDN'T know is that I've been declared LEGALLY INSANE! Tune in to see when I FINALLY go BERZERK over the air.