So you may have heard me talking yesterday on the air about a company called UNDZ that will offer penis insurance just in case somebody whacks off you Willy. Well just to prove that I wasn't just making that up, I have posted a link to the story here..... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/12/penis-insurance-undz_n_4951235.html
Also there is an epic commercial that was made for UNDZ's penis insurance but I am being told by management that I am not allowed to actually post the video, however, I can give you the link to see it for yourself. WARNING... if you have something against rhino penis, DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rulqqW2DJC0
Or you can just watch this guy explain penis insurance.