Well if you don't know by now, I host a booty shaking contest at Phoenix Hill Tavern every Wednesday night at Phoenix Hill Tavern where we give away cash prizes to the best ass shakers in Louisville. It doesn't start until 1:00am so by that time all the freaks have come out and everybody has consumed plenty of liquid courage. I've seen a lot of things happen on that stage but never a girl who could fold herself in half and spin like a top...