I just saw this Kraft commercial and it made me think of my mom...
She wasn't/isn't much of a swearer...now my Aunt Claudia, that's a different story. That woman taught me everything I know about the art of the four-lettered words, but I digress.
My mom isn't much of a swearer, but use all of them you want today, Mom. You put up with me for my entire life. You earned it.
Happy Mother's Day. Love you.