Inevitably, you (well, your kids) will get bad candy for Halloween. Those terrible little “peanut butter” things, Smarties, anything butterscotch…you know what I’m talking about. The candy that’s just a waste of your time.
But what it there was a way for you to trade that terrible candy in for the Cadillac of candies? What if for every piece of that trash you could get a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup? Well now you can!
I give you the Reese’s Candy Converter!!!
Sure, you gotta go to New York City on Halloween to use it, but isn’t it worth it? Imagine a bag filled with only the best candy every made! It just sounds glorious!
Hell, who am I kidding? That bag wouldn’t even make it through the flight home. I’d eat every damn cup before the wheels touched-down in Louisville. Guaranteed!